tiit:

omg……………….. my boss just asked me if I could “please wear makeup to compliment the professional environment the organization is trying to evoke” oooomg I am taken aback

NEVER DO IT 

sofuckedupdude:

No further comment needed.

sofuckedupdude:

No further comment needed.

porn-sex-69-gif:

erotik sports

porn-sex-69-gif:

erotik sports

niyeazdim:

Ouuvv :))

niyeazdim:

Ouuvv :))

 

I was tagged by cephalopodvictorious

Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers

Name: Rose

  • Nickname: Rose, are-you-serious
  • Birthday: 1.19
  • Gender:  Female
  • Sexuality: sexual
  • Height: 5’5.5”
  • Time zone: Eastern (I guess?)
  • What time and date is it there: Sunday, Sept 14, 8:09 PM
  • Average hours of sleep I get each night: I have to get up at a wildly different time every day because I work three jobs and have school.  Sometimes I wake up at 5am sometimes noon.
  • OTPs:  ian/mickey, HHH/Stephanie McMahon, Bhandallas, ja’mie/daniel sims
  • The last thing I Googled was: “carrots for clean dog teeth”
  • First word that comes to mind: pajamas
  • What I last said to a family member:  ”O. KAY.”
  • One place that makes me happy and why: I really like friend beds, but I also really like south cove
  • How many blankets I sleep under: ∞
  • Favorite beverage: iced tea
  • The last movie i watched in the cinema was:  was it catching fire?  It’s been a while, man.
  • Three things I can’t live without: being able to scratch itches, tv marathons, super well done waffles with butter
  • Something I plan on learning: How to succeed at cheating without really trying
  • A piece of advice for all my followers: no one dies a virgin.  life fucks us all.
  • My blog(s): gothslut mtvshits

tagging: um fartmountain kaitg sugarchains unabating sugarhoneybee928 idk

I'm sorry if I seemed like a jerk

jerk is not the right word.

extremely stupid and annoying

and you’re annoying me now.

"oh man she thinks i planned on being a jerk." No but you had some plan of talking to me in a way that you think is hyper-polite because you know deep down you’re being gross and stupid and bothering me.

I'm not trying to be a dueche

is that a combination deuce and douche?

I wouldn’t put one of those in my vagina either